Had to do it again but this time they gave me a really fucked up kangaroo

Got Minecraft coordinates in my phone to a skeleton spawn I’ll never revisit

Getting really frustrated I’m not falling asleep I’m about to start humping the fuck out the mattress bro

Irish Zionism

Resident evil character standing infront of guy with pure black eyes gnawing at the air with black sludge dripping out his mouth and eyes: “Ummm sir? Are you ok?”

2 years ago. Rapsody ❤️

Met a chihuahua today named Sheldon Cooper

Do bugs need exercise?

My PSN got hacked the other day, they played Roblox for 1 hour, spent £20 on robux and deleted everyone on my friends list

I wear my hard on my sleeve

Can I DM you Hi

Got my Tom Hanks movies mixed up I’ve been watching Saving private Ryan for an hour wondering when he gets stuck on the island

We’re pulling your panties to the side tomorrow bro

Tyler Perry looks like he’s wearing someone else’s face as a mask

It might not mean much to you but the seagull I fed mealworms to last year has returned once again

Getting into elden ring I love listening to a soft spoken woman speak nonsense to me then going to fight a creature named something like Gilbert the three legged scourge of the bog