It gets MUCH worse than this but it's a decent intro for all the "they just read license plates" sheep/people....

Wolf Glad the Dollar General Reporter was on the scene to get the scoop.

How the speedrunners will find Tom Cruise posted up on the top floor of the Scientology building

Scientology has been busy today.

The AP released a pic of Cole Allen from college.

Luigi Leftism is a serious problem

It’s getting interesting

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

It just got a whole lot weirder… The account that first dropped “Cole Allen” has a header image from a website literally called “TIME MACHINE.” Trippy as hell.

Hwy 183 southbound proper is reopened.

He’s achieved handjob singularity. If he posts about his handjob while getting a handjob he makes enough money to pay for his handjob. He’s created the self sustaining handjob economy. He has created the perpetual handjob.

No shit

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