LeBron James has been in the league so long that this man recorded prime Stone Cold Steve Austin on a flip phone 😭

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.” MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME MY BANK IS FORCING ME THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

There’s no one like Mike

To go to urgent care or to not go to urgent care? I’ve been feeling a little sick since I came back from Florida, but it literally just hit me right now— the chills and the fever

fuck you

New York City is not real 🤣 But it very much is.

I’m on the side of twitter where animals are trolling themselves

Amo la idea de ser mamá, me da miedo en elegir un mal padre para mi hijo

Michaels social meter was drained 😂

the fuck did i do ????

It has to be one of the medication’s that I’m taking that is increasing my appetite. Because what do you mean I’m hungry? I literally had a bagel this morning. I woke up with stomach cramps like I haven’t eaten in days.

The medication is actually suppressing my appetite. So I don’t understand what’s happening.

Lobster

What in the dragontales is happening ?

tossed him so calm like a bag of laundry 😭😭😭😭😭

just like this

gomez proposing to morticia the first night he met her

🐍: Damn bro you got legs!!