I think about this a lot

face down ass up that’s the way we like to clear the gastrointestinal tract of farts

In my RED (Taylor’s Version) Era and makin new friends at #TaylorSwift Taylor Swift

Swifties,,, I wanna hire one of y’all to make me some custom Flavor Flav bracelets to trade for the next Eras Tour stop ya boy hits up,,,, Who can help,?? #TaylorSwift #ItsAClock

It’s Grimace’s birthday, show some fucking respect.

“I ate too fast because I was mad” an Olivia Hill story

Luke warm take - The Beach Boys are the West Coast’s Phish (but better).

Sometimes our lineups blow us away too. Just look at these! 🎟️TIX AT WESTSIDECOMEDY.COM🎟️ Mayumi Vice Hanna Dickinson Joe Wong billy bonnëll @jackiekashian i can be your long lost pal Stephen Furey Ester Steinberg Feraz Ozel David Nihill Nikki Bon Hampton Yount #losangeles #santamonica

My friend just said “omg I did the most Olivia Hill thing today” and then to proceeded to tell me a story that was basically light narcissism 😹😅🥶

"Addams Family Christmas," by Charles Addams, 1947 💀⚰️🦇

Where’s my Labor Day discount code for rent?

My therapist brought out the DSM-5 during our session and it honestly felt like I was meeting a celebrity.

Going to start signing off my emails with Don’t Fuck This Up

You just gotta get outta LA sometimes

Welp

Phones really are a human’s external hard drive. 🦾

Was that an Earthquake or my Core Beliefs shifting?