You just gotta get outta LA sometimes

Going to start signing off my emails with
Don’t Fuck This Up

My therapist brought out the DSM-5 during our session and it honestly felt like I was meeting a celebrity.

Where’s my Labor Day discount code for rent?

'Addams Family Christmas,' by Charles Addams, 1947 💀⚰️🦇

My friend just said “omg I did the most Olivia Hill thing today” and then to proceeded to tell me a story that was basically light narcissism 😹😅🥶

Sometimes our lineups blow us away too. Just look at these! 🎟️TIX AT WESTSIDECOMEDY.COM🎟️

Mayumi Vice Hanna Dickinson Joe Wong billy bonnëll Jackie Kashian i can be your long lost pal Stephen Furey Ester Steinberg Feraz Ozel David Nihill Nikki Bon Hampton Yount #losangeles #santamonica

Luke warm take - The Beach Boys are the West Coast’s Phish (but better).

“I ate too fast because I was mad” an Olivia Hill story

It’s Grimace’s birthday, show some fucking respect.

Swifties,,, I wanna hire one of y’all to make me some custom Flavor Flav bracelets to trade for the next Eras Tour stop ya boy hits up,,,, Who can help,??

#TaylorSwift #ItsAClock

In my RED (Taylor’s Version) Era and makin new friends at #TaylorSwift Taylor Swift

face down ass up that’s the way we like to clear the gastrointestinal tract of farts

I think about this a lot

If you’re a short Asian + White couple you have a corgi
If you’re a tall Asian + White couple you have a goldendoodle

I don’t make the rules I just scroll IG and eat on Sawtelle sometimes

I can not respond to your email because I’m too stressed about emails that I have sent that have not been responded to.