We asked our CEO Eckart Diepenhorst 👇 to tell a joke to show he’s not a power mad megalomaniac. So here goes . How do you tell some one the time , first you steal a taxi drivers watch ...... ! Good one Eckart #funnyguy #germanjoviality

Our global CEO Marc Berg wants to show our taxi partners he isn’t a power mad tyrant using comedy so - Eckart came home early & found me making love to his wife . “What are you doing “, he shouted ! “See I told you he was stupid “, she said .Thanks Marc #funnyguy #germanjoviality

We At HQ in Berlin like a joke as much as anyone , who can forget the Russian linesman . However any parody accounts run by our taxi partners questioning our Kapten partners hands on approach to customer service will no longer be eligible for priority status !

At HQ we understand our taxi partners & their commitment to the quaint Knowledge test. We feel you don’t need to memorise the route from Manor House Sq. to Gibson Station . Like our Kapten partners you can use satnav, & they rarely kill ,crash or maim #belucky #onetiertogether

CEO Eckart is a very funny guy & digs our taxi partners Cockerknee humour . Yesterday he said to me in all seriousness, “Marc I just don’t understand why you can’t get a good beigel 🥯 in Berlin”! #funnyguy #germanjoviality

What a scam

Please share this, get as many cabbie victims as possible to come forward. Thanks

A message to this cyclist are you prepared to voluntarily hand yourself into the police today .

If you are this man please settle with us privately for the damages , we will then not continuously tweet your misdemeanours . DM us to settle direct

A one eyed over inflated opinion #selfpraiseisnorecommendation

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Beer battered monkfish with homemade chilli 🌶 aioli #cookingcabby #ValentinesDay

Grant Shapps: Abolish and stop all Airport drop off charges. - Sign the Petition! chng.it/2Pc6BLpV via Change.org UK