The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries 😉

Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned?

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On tour

1981: Prince Charles married Liverpool soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes The Pope died 2005: Prince Charles married Liverpool soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes The Pope died Next time Prince Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope.

Hey hey listen up!

NOT NOW LARRY. FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

Humza Yousaf's record in government has been one of repeated failure. In any other line of work, he would have been sacked, not promoted. Forget being SNP leader, why is he even still in government?

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instagram.com/p/Bg-8VleHqZM/ new post on Instagram now 📸

I think a lot of people are going to want to go to this station in Sydney

Hands-on #archaeology with S4 students at Homerton College Scotland Schools residential. 🏺⚒🗿#GoingtoCambridge