*reading tl, nodding repeatedly* I think this site will definitely continue to improve if we give a larger platform to the professional bad take havers and boost their posts more I'll take my consulting fee now

X-clusive soup of the week: Orange Gatorade

X-clusive soup of the week: buttered noodles

X-clusive soup of the week: radioactive waste

*squatting, unfolding newspaper*

Would like to share a critical life update with my friends here on X, the everything app. Things are going well. I am planning to get high, order food (soup), play video games, and watch wrestling tonight. Perhaps I will stream something as well. Life is good.

X-clusive soup of the week: Vanilla ice cream

X-clusive soup of the week: Mashed potatoes

X-clusive soup of the week: Detroit style pizza

Very touched how many of my old mufos have tracked me down and followed me despite my very low level of engagement with this site. It really warms my heart, thank you pals *USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST*

I would of course be trying to rebuild my immense following here but you can call me the frontman of prolific rap-rock group cypress hill because I am going to B-real with you: By the time I got like halfway there this site will be dead

X-clusive soup of the week: Poison

Lmao just now I was like "wtf why did the posts get so bad all of a sudden" and then realized I had switched apps without realizing it, surely a good harbinger for the future of this website

X-clusive soup of the week: coffee flavored coffee

Folks, I'm not sure if there's anyone following me here that isn't also following my main account, but just as an FYI I managed to get it back so I will be primarily posting on @utwitily when I'm on here