Happy to report that our Sloppy Joe Fountain was a hit at the #WPIOOTBGW Global Headquarters Christmas party

"Guy" on the left I know what you are.

Batman with PrEP could take any super hero or villain.

Inventing new OC's. Thomas Wink and Baratholomew. They don't like each other but they share a mutual friend in Ms. Fuji Yoshi who keeps inviting both of them to hang out.

It took this coming across my timeline 4 or 5 times before I noticed the lady in front is topless.

It's called a Doner Kabab cuz that's how they were eating each other over in that mountain.

Older guy getting ready for a first date with a lady he met at a club on nye "I think I'll use the word spouse tonight".

JD Rance.

is the horchata horn tuff

This white boy finna hit the little teapot on the dance floor tonight

My dad can juggle, walk on stilts, walk in a handstand, and ride a unicycle. I don't think I've ever heard him mention any of this to anyone ever, they are just things I saw him do sometimes while growing up.

Sometimes at work I encounter kids like this and have to pretend I don't understand every single word they say about Mouthwashing discourse

I see him everywhere man.

We have to string them all up like wind chimes.

8% alcohol clam chowder

ジムのお風呂でさ、潔癖症と思われる70代くらいのおじさんがいてさ。 自分が歩く床を、めっちゃ何度も何度もお湯かけて、キレイにして(本人はそう思っている感じ)歩くの。

Suckin on that shit that made Kurtis Blow

He will when I'm done with him. Just playing hashtag #HappyValentinesDay y'all. Stay tantric 🤙🏼

Uh oh! The first time I've felt eroticised in months is in true detective S1 when Maggie goes up to a drunk Rust and is like "I need you to cum inside me to make my husband mad". And then the boys brawl in the police lot. I won't be introspecting this any further.

I wish someone would feed me pills wrapped in salami or cheese.