How grim is this! #LizTruss Eleni Courea (on mat leave)

This is a shame! Goldman chief David Solomon calls time on high-profile DJ gigs ft.com/content/d11601… via Financial Times

Ashamed to say that I’ve only recently become acquainted with Nick Hornby’s Fever Pitch and it’s everything #TotalFootball

5-0, Eddie hat trick, ⚽️ for Tomi, ESR start, appearance off the bench for Elneny. Do days get any better? Great to see colleagues and friends at the #Arsenal

Conor McGregor promoting zero commission stocks and etf trading, love to see it. “I can make you rich. I’ll change your bum life. You ring back home, you ring your wife, ‘Baby, we’ve done it. We’re rich baby. Conor McGregor made us rich. Break out the red panties.’”

Clinical Champions League performance by the #Arsenal last night. 2-0, top of the group and next round almost assured. Nelli on 🔥 and that Jorghino pass 😮‍💨. And the rain even abated for the queue back to 🚇. Perfect.

What a day. Comfortable 3-1, but undoubtedly the highlight was watching Spurs concede two in extra time in the concourse 🤣

I was the future once! Papers all over DC’s shock comeback. The Sun headline is better than the City AM one..

The scale of revenues and profitability at Jane Street is mindblowing. It basically makes 7% of revenues of all the trading arms of Wall St and "it's not implausible to believe it's making more money out of ETFs than BlackRock" Robin Wigglesworth ft.com/content/c5dcaa…

This is the content I need

It's happened again. I am running the London Marathon this year and raising money for Diabetes UK (again). I will be running with Ed Barry and Fabian Clark, and we will be with our coach. We will be aiming to run in sub 2:45:00. Pls give generously! givestar.io/gs/running-the…

Russ Cook This kind of interaction is what makes 𝕏 special

Outside the Russian Embassy on Kyiv Road

My mind is blown by this 😂. Trump's 58% stake is now worth $5bn, for a company that delivered $3.4m in revenue last yr. WTAF Donald Trump’s social media group soars ahead of Nasdaq debut ft.com/content/99f713… via @ft

This is some of Alphaville's finest work 🤣 Alert: Alphaville LLC issues new research report on Trump Media ft.com/content/3aea4f… via @ft

Well arseblog you nearly got your wish of the first 3 away fixtures of the season (Villa, Spurs, Ipswich - which gunnerblog thought was too hard...), just swap Ipswich for City..!

Been a while since I’ve done one of these - note the difference in headline tone !

Easy!

I've amused myself with this one ft.com/content/628214…