Glasgow gang can ya post videos here please

2030: Lib Dems rebrand as a single-issue anti-seagull party 2033 General Election:

It’s just that we’ve already permanently closed one restaurant because it is tiny and unlikely to be viable in a post covid/huge recession and we had run out of cash. People have lost jobs and you’ve lost all the tax we pay. Lots of love. X

Beautiful. #HeadsUpFACupFinal | Emirates FA Cup

Congratulations to Leicester City. Their Premier League triumph 5 yrs ago felt supernatural, but this FA Cup success feels entirely natural. A club with a clear vision, excellent recruitment, young talent & a top-class coach. So glad some of their fans could be there to enjoy it

didier duchamps, michel foucault, louis pasteur, rene from allo allo, robert bresson, fred sirieix, your boys took one hell of a beating

After a week in Butlin’s, I can safely say my new hero is the bloke who turned up to Peppa Pig’s singalong at half 9 in the morning with his kids and 4 cans of Magners.

I think my favourite football stat I’ve ever read is that in his 5 years at Arsenal, Granit Xhaka has written 19 Instagram apologies lol

On the weekend of a cup final, can Chelsea fans seriously contemplate celebrating if their team wins?

If you want an insight into how well sportswashing works, a PL club owner is holding a quickfire sale of a Premier League football club because Russia has invaded Ukraine and quite a lot of people are willing to turn this into a feel good story about a wonderful owner.

I would rather go to any market town in England stay in coaching inn/ travel lodge and eat sweets and crisps than Spend one day In Dubai

It’s Hitlers birthday - Chelsea will step up for that.

Started my new job about 5 weeks ago, I'm only a kitchen porter in a hotel but before leaving tonight the chef has asked me if I would like to be trained up and to go college and get fully qualified. I'm over the moon I really am, 7 weeks ago I took a overdoses to try end all my

The eternal problem of how to bring on Rob Holding when Rob Holding is already on

It's happened again

league or no league, i adore this arsenal team