Just show this when applying for a spy/FBI, movie audition 😂😂😂

And a big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask, I wear pants…

What if the comet that hit earth that killed the dinosaurs was a UFO and we people, are actually aliens… #facts #nasa #truth #life

Wonder how many chickens it would take to kill an elephant.

Ever been so high you turn down the TV cuz you can’t taste your toast?

Masturbation can most of the time lead to sex, it’s a gateway tug.

If I hit myself and it hurts. Am I weak, or strong? #funny #jokes #memes #facts #oneliners #followme

Why is it called a building… if it is already built? #funny #jokes #memes #facts #oneliners #followme

You’re not completely useless. You serve as a great bad example. #funny #jokes #memes #facts #oneliners #followme

If I was a plastic surgeon. I would 100% sneak squeaky toys in breast implants. Nicki Minaj Kim Kardashian Dolly Parton squeak squeak #jokes #funny

Than stop hoeing 😂🥴kk

If you haven’t listened to Popular Monster by falling in reverse. You’re doing something wrong. It’s relatable and sung with a fuck ton of emotion. Falling In Reverse #music

#FolloMe #follow #earthquake #TREASURE #meme #memes #adult #adultmemes #funny

Everything bad happens at once. That's how life works. Be prepared. Enjoy the storm. Sing in the rain. Look forward to the rainbow.

#meme #memes #darkhumour

Lord, please grant me the strength. Grant me the ability Grant me the power. Of punching mfs over the internet. #meme #memes #darkhumour

Yeah but then it goes from " my jaw hurts" to " my arthritis is acting up" #meme #memes #darkhumour

🤌🏻they sayin' get a real job.

Hardest part of identifying Indians is whether they are 7/11 or 9/11. It's dark humour guys, its like food, not all of us get it. #meme #memes #darkhumour