how i walk in the cinema to find my seat

“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend

Don’t even get me started on the “live action” Lion King 😭

Kripke is no stranger to killing people off

Every day I see the same tweets posted from different accounts and I’m tired

Naming my second born son Deuteronomy but he goes by Dude

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

Esp if you can sit on your phone for 3 hrs but can’t watch a 3 hr movie 😭 what are you gonna be doing instead? Scrolling tiktok?

Mama a girl behind you

Celery

LGBT(VA) gang is coming back🕯️

No. And not bc I can’t take him, but bc within 1 minute someone else is gonna show up and obliterate me.

Me when I smack Mobius and turn to see Loki and B-15 marching over

Ok we gave you HBO, now give us BBC iPlayer

If I posted things to sell on here would anyone possibly buy it 😅 like clothes/accessories/jewelry/decor

male centered is your friend who brings her boyfriend univited, your mother that let's your brothers get away with anything, your teacher that questions you harder than she does your male peers. male centered is not the random fan account for a character/ship you don't like lmao

I just read Hazbin Hotel as Habbo Hotel and had flashbacks

Fell for my first April fools joke 😔

Muslims allow non-Muslims to eat pork in peace. The correct analogy would be if Christians were being forced to BE homosexual, which is not happening.