I wasn’t expecting that..

Think what you will of the Twilight films, but it was all downhill for me the moment Edward demanded he take Bella out for dinner, then doesn’t order anything and sits there watching her eat. If somebody did that to me I’d flip the table.

I wish I were as passionate as the people who got up at 3am this morning to go ride the maiden voyage of the Sydney metro. Can’t be bothered though.

There needs to be a general rule of what people are supposed to do when there’s a handyman in your apartment. To date I have tried the following: -Pretending to text -Pretending to be doing work on a laptop -Pretending to be a real man

Oh shit, I got one like a year ago.

Just hit play on a movie called 'Catnado'. I'll see you in hell!

I enjoyed Happy Gilmore 2, but if I see any articles saying Happy Gilmore 3 is in the works, I'm bailing.

Who Killed Captain Alex? Is a film that exists and I watched it. I have nothing more to say... Nothing at all..

When I am on my deathbed and I think about how much I've wasted my life, I'll think back to right now where I'm watching all the Lake Placid films. Why do I do this to myself!?

Need a Tubi gem for tonight but I'm scared to look...

I asked my Google Home to stop playing the music I had on and my phone decided to chime in with this insanity! Feels a bit political.

Adulthood is realising a fried egg should always be sunny side up. If you're still eating eggs over easy you need to grow up!