Uber driver is on FanDuel. We’re cooked

This kid was a sad cuck

He’s done it again

Homie at the bar eating hot wings talking To his girl on FaceTime

Wife’s got me making a lasagna for Friendsgiving tn. Never made a lasagna in my life

Someone overserved me ln

I went to the NBA store today and they don’t have a Kolek jersey

Kolek getting big minutes for my Knicks is a Christmas present

My mother in law does NOT like sweets in the house so we hide them in the bedroom closet

Rodgers defeats Father Time

Just did hot yoga and sweat like a barnyard animal. Feel bad for the little blonde with the misfortune of being not 18 inches from me

It’s my wife’s birthday today everyone say happy birthday

The bartender at smith and wolly tn said if we ordered another drink he’d drop us at Mt Sinai

Bumping this banger for DePaul game tn. We are 4 point dogs

Corporate America has lost respect for the Friday afternoon

Cuck couch. Encore Boston Harbor

Jamaican checkout lady called me honey

My little brother will text me sup at 2pm on a Tuesday as if I’m not supporting the American economy