"I bet I dress like your dad, and I bet you're into it " - Sigma Pi

"Sorority girl fucks you over? Make out with her little in front of her." - TKE

"Every time I hear the national anthem, I get a star-spangled boner. #AmericasFraternity" - Tau Kappa Epsilon

"It's character building, get it right" - All Fraternities

"If the government can haze citizens and make them pay dues why can't we haze pledges? #FuckYou" - Every Frat

"I may not be sober but if you're my brother I will pick you up from the cops." - Theta Chi

"It's not easy being number one but someone's got to do it. #SecondToNone" - Kappa Sigma

"Hazing? What is that? That is not a word that resides in my vocabulary." - Every Fraternity

"Only recognizing FIJI as a vacation spot and not a Fraternity. " - Sigma Phi Epsilon

"After being RM for a year I have no respect for anyone in my chapter" - Beta Theta Pi

"When your pledge brother causally gets head next to you in the back of a car on the way back from the end of the year boat party." - ODPhi

"If a Theta represents your fraternity, she probably fucked one of the brothers to get a title." - Lambda Chi Alpha

"Never cheat on someone who really loves you. I regret hurting my girlfriend and I see it everyday." - Lambda Chi Alpha

"Blacked Out is our understatement." - APO

"Date an ASA, Fuck and Marry a ΦΣΣ" - TKE

"Had hot sauce on my dick from pledging one night and I fucked a girl that told me I was the hottest hook up she's ever had." - ΣΠ

"When your pledge actually finds a live goat and brings it in a classroom for the scavenger hunt...automatic points" - Tau Omega

"Going 3/3 on date parties in a week." - Sigma Chi

"As a pledge a brother sent me to deliver flowers to his girlfriend. I hated him as a pledge, so I fucked her. Lol" - Theta chi

"Attending DUI classes with your Big Bro. #FratfessionWorthy" - Lambda Chi Alpha