New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

#ToMyFutureSon Say NO to ratchet hoes!

I hate when I let someone use my phone and they start going through my texts and pictures..

Bitches be lookin' like Akon talkin bout ?Team Lightskin"..

Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework! Me: Uhm, sorry bitch but I have a life..

School dress code is dumb af. your shoulder can't show??? What boy is going to look at a girl & be like "DAMM THATS A FINE ASS SHOULDER"

Get rich or die ratchet.

Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?" ... Because you have ears bitch.

"You look cute today :)".. "Really?!" Helll no, swerve hoe!

#IDontHaveTimeFor People who don't have time for me.

My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fuck up.

Fat hoes on Twitter calling themselves Barbies, bitch you ain't no damn Barbie you a damn care bear.

Sorry hoes, but L.O.V.E. does not stand for Legs. Open. Very. Easy

Dear Teacher, If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive... Case Closed.

I hate when niggas stay saying like "free booboo" & booboo done shot 12 people raped 7 women & stole 9 kids, no nigga keep booboo ass!

Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

Girlfriend bio: I love my baby, follow him. Boyfriend bio: fuck bitches get money. *scratches head* you sure thats your boyfriend?

ATTENTION: Unless you know the whole situation... keep your mouth shut

If you SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?

If you don't hit me up, don't expext me to hit you up