" Wonderful now i have Rudy and Nathan wanting take 5 painkillers at the same time NEXT TIME,SIMON SHUT UP "

skal. kelly: simon & nathan are such a handful rudy:

the theory of how many painkillers does it take to get absolutely batshit high .

"When I see Nathan and Simon kissing, I'll act surprised"

skal. i'll respond to this somewhere next week 🫶🏼 i'm with my parents + suffering (time of the month, the cramps are trying to end me fr 🥲)

skal. i'm gonna be super busy for a while, but will try & check in from time to time, i promise i won't abandon this account 🙂‍↕️

“ i'd probably absolutely kill it as a comedian — it's a lot of hard work though . ”

“ yeah .ᐣ what's his name .ᐣ is he funnier than me .ᐣ nah , that's impossible . ”

“ you know what .ᐣ not a bad idea , actually . ”

■ 𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 ㅤᯬ 𝑐𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡◝ ᯬ 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑣𝑒◝ ﹔" 𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒐 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 " ☁︎ 𝑀𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑠

“ you better be cheering us on during every show . ” he's joking , of course . rudy doesn't have the attention span to actually commit to being a full time professional comedian .

“Everything is about surgery! If I don't have surgery, I don't have anything.”

i’d bleed for anything if it held me the right way.

skal. HIYA LADS, SO SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE

“ oooh , don't have to ask me twice — well .. i guess technically you do when the other me's around . ”

just took such a huge shit i'm actually terrified of flushing it because it / will / clog up the entire toilet .

skal. sorry @ kol that the first tweet you'll see is about a huge toilet clogging shit /silly

skal. alright bath time brb 🩷

🟦: I see Rudy,i was missing him!