🚨 Breaking News

Sir Jim Ratcliffe has passed his fitness test and will partner Harry Maguire at centre back against Coventry.

At 6ft 4 big Jim will be a threat at set pieces 💪

I can’t figure it out, what do you guys think?

Wetherspoons Glasgow is promoting the Union with Full English breakfasts for just 50p.
Smiles and full bellies all round.

Balvinder Gill was wrongly accused by the Post office of theft of £108,000

He was made bankrupt & sectioned 3 times

His mum took over his post office branch

Then SHE was accused of a shortfall of £57,000 and convicted

#Newsnight

A very fitting send off for Shane MacGowan whose voice will forever ring out in our homes at Christmas.

A song that has made a billion memories
💚
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Mikel Arteta last month…

Someone’s changed their tune! 🤣

#NUFC #AFC #NEWARS

If you ever needed reminding what a wonderful, funny and humane man Mark Steel is, read this. The best comics I know all revere him, and will be willing him through this. theguardian.com/stage/2023/oct…

Not appreciated at work?

Join a union.

This is one hell of an interview. What a guy! 🖤

Thank you Matej Mohoric! 🥹

#TDF2023

Our chairman, His Excellency Yasir Al-Rumayyan, reflects on a momentous season for Newcastle United.

This is sensational #NUFC

That’s just priceless! 😂😆😂😂😂😂Listen to this lovely little lass. Now that’s what I’d call excellent parenting 👏👏👏🤝🤝🤝🙏🦓⚫️⚪️
#NUFC

🚨 Sorry Spurs fans, there isn’t actually an apocalyptic event coming, that was just a test

You’ll have to endure the second half

Spurs…..big six? 😂😂😂 #NEWTOT

Police sting stopped a Viking hoard of important coins worth hundreds of thousands of pounds from being sold, a court hears bbc.in/40XRDs7

We didn't have parties to 'boost morale'
We didn't have quiz nights
We didn't have champagne
We watched our colleagues die though
We were STEEPED in death
We kept going
We had to
We kept on
So don't you DARE say your parties were 'necessary' @borisjohnson
You make me sick.

Dean Cain Kevin W. There’s also this.

youtu.be/r-9eAByC3JY

Dean Cain Kevin W. It is deep brain stimulation. Here’s a more detailed account. globalnews.ca/news/4550082/l…

Newcastle United make it back to Wembley for their first major cup final since 1999.

Calling Sam Fender for an appearance on #BBCBreakfast in the morning