Better version of the Bachelor: Man is married and has the memory of his wife wiped by SCieNcE. He must find his wife in field of 30 women through a series of eliminations. If she mentions her inside knowledge of him she is instantly disqualified and they are separated forever.

"I'm here to find my wife" has a whole new meaning.

Because of the pandemic, I think I'm going to star in a one man show. The only problem is I'm worried I'm going to hate the cast.

Top Innovations of the past year: 1. Spotify Blend 2. mRNA vaccines

The Snyder cut was much better. Could've used more Nick Cave songs tho.

Seven Samurai is a masterpiece. It also features a gratuitous amount of male underbutt.

My fall plans The Delta variant

The beginning of Eraserhead is this guy's vacation and it really accurately portrays how I feel about most vacations.

Am I supposed to like that my dentist remembers every detail of our last convo six months ago like a psychopath?

We should all aspire to love anything as much as Joe Castiglione loves Shaws

I may be confident but I'm not "Legal Sea Foods sponsoring the New England Aquarium" confident.

Friendly reminder from a Mainer this autumn that LL Bean is no longer what it once was. Do not buy their products.

A life without internet? That's terrible. Internet is like oxygen. Internet lifts us up where we belong. All you need is internet!

Big day for silly hats

One day I'll make my Nana as proud as she is of Google for auto-filling "why does my cat poop outside of the litter box"

Asked why they are late for my grandfather's doctor's appointment, quoth Nana "I wanted to look at my grass"

Cinema Paradiso