10 sets of screaming “I’M NORMAL!!!” into the mirror at the gym today

wake n bake n sniff the roses bruther

Frank No i was explodded

no

“Ew why is it so big” I’m sorry. “Is that a snake” I’m sorry. “It’s a monster” I’m sorry. “Is that a third leg” I’m sorry. I’m sorry.

you’re goated *thrust* you’re goated *thrust* fuck twin you’re so goated

ho im watchinf u ho

theres a whole WORLD of out there

whatever i never even went where anyway

my girlfriend likes to pretend i’m a girl

BRO IM NEVER FINDING A JOB😭🙏

Someone please turn this in a fanfic😭

gc just had a whole search party for this tweet

this is somehow gayer than 2 men kissing.

some autistic girls absolutely do get violent when overstimulated, the difference is we actually get scolded for that behavior and are made to learn that it’s not okay

cute date idea we lay in bed n make out for 3 hours during a thunderstorm..