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Chains

@frankiechains

too shy reply guy

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calendar_today08-05-2010 01:18:07

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I can tell I’m getting close to a crash out by how increasingly elaborate the things I cook/bake are. Yesterday after work I made bouillabaisse, baguettes, and crème brûlée, and now I’m making chicken stock and probably pie dough for something I guess?

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I became a lawn sign lawyer instead of a billboard lawyer so when the imposter syndrome takes over i can just drive around and hide my signs

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If I ever go on dating apps again I’m gonna explain my height as “tall enough to do professional sumo in the 90s”

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Almost 7 years as a lawyer and I’ve figured out that the best cure for imposter syndrome is simply dealing with other lawyers. I mean I’m fucking dumb but some of you mother fuckers barely have a pulse

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If I knew I was getting banned from MSG I would’ve sent Dolan a rog asking him of fans chanting for him to sell the team makes him sad

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Anyone have stylish friends that can help me pick a whole new wardrobe for summer/fall? Went overboard getting in shape and now I constantly look like a slob in loose clothes lmao need casual clothes, suits I have to get custom anyway since I’m built like a short Saquon

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Claude, list the emails I have to respond to this week based on what day of the week and time they emailed me. Very early/late emails and weekend emails are lower priority. Emails from Kirkland, Quinn, and Jones Day go to the bottom