I can tell I’m getting close to a crash out by how increasingly elaborate the things I cook/bake are. Yesterday after work I made bouillabaisse, baguettes, and crème brûlée, and now I’m making chicken stock and probably pie dough for something I guess?

I became a lawn sign lawyer instead of a billboard lawyer so when the imposter syndrome takes over i can just drive around and hide my signs

If I ever go on dating apps again I’m gonna explain my height as “tall enough to do professional sumo in the 90s”

Me coming out of my home office after a week of trial prep

Prepped a feast for Sunday and now I’m eating white rice and canned sardines over my sink

Average day in Staten Island

Had to get my EV serviced again, 4th time since I got it 7 months ago @audi how hard is it to fix the MMI

Almost 7 years as a lawyer and I’ve figured out that the best cure for imposter syndrome is simply dealing with other lawyers. I mean I’m fucking dumb but some of you mother fuckers barely have a pulse

Pretty cool that 1000s of people now know I’m fucking dumb

Making deals at the golf course this beautiful afternoon (a chicken tender for a slider at top golf)

Something off with cat, dog shitting everywhere, I’m still sick, emails still coming, happy Friday!

If I knew I was getting banned from MSG I would’ve sent Dolan a rog asking him of fans chanting for him to sell the team makes him sad

Wawa really testing me today, $5 zyns are calling my name

Look at my tree dawg, it’s glorious

My NY sport fan brain is going crazy right now

Anyone have stylish friends that can help me pick a whole new wardrobe for summer/fall? Went overboard getting in shape and now I constantly look like a slob in loose clothes lmao need casual clothes, suits I have to get custom anyway since I’m built like a short Saquon

Claude, list the emails I have to respond to this week based on what day of the week and time they emailed me. Very early/late emails and weekend emails are lower priority. Emails from Kirkland, Quinn, and Jones Day go to the bottom