I’m so excited, we officially have a celebrity enrolled at Greendale! For those of you who are taking our “Introduction to Reading” and “ABCs” courses, be prepared to be rubbing shoulders with THE Leah Michelle. This is a big and exciting step for GCC as a school.

If anybody has any questions about returning to school next week, I will not be answering them because Jeff Winger and I are drinking at his place. Thanks.

Hey, Jeff Winger, have you ever considered moving to Brazil?

If you’re bisexual, you get free chicken tenders at lunch today!

Happy international lesbian day! Not that you being a lesbian is anyone else’s business. Or worth anyone winning $300 over. Hypothetically.

Human Beings, I am out of office today! Please contact Jeff with any concerns. He hasn’t necessarily agreed to have my emails bounced to him, but I’m sure he wouldn’t mind…

Britta and I are having our monthly TV show binge watch to try and get me into watching the television. Any recommendations?

Unfortunately I’ve been working on what Craig and I have coined “the asbestos in the cafeteria problem” for the past few days and wasn’t able to wish Britta Perry a happy birthday! But here’s a photo of her with some shoes I got her. 🖤

Yesterday I voted, and although it didn’t have the outcome we’d hoped for, I want you all to know that you are cherished and loved here at GCC and we will do anything we can do to help. My office and dms are open for anyone who may need them. Love will win. We will make it win.💙

This is an official public warning to Ian Duncan that if the “Duncan Donuts” stall selling stale (and presumably stolen) pastries from the cafeteria continues to pop up every lunch period, action will be taken.

@slash_jay_ frankie dart world domination

My life outside of Twitter 🖤

Birthday girl! Happy birthday Annie, you’re such a star, sweetie! You’ll do great things this year 🖤

Happy 2025 GCC!

Thank you for all of yesterday’s birthday wishes! I am still young. I am still young. I am still young.

anyway.

Happy 2026 and 3 months GCC!