*convincing my kid to watch toy story* it has wallace shawn AND don rickles

I’m on Live Snakes next week at the Gutter in Williamsburg! The hilarious Mia Faith Hammond hosts Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 Myka Fox rachel coster Bobby C and more! Just $10 cash at the door. Doors at 8. Show at 9! First two photos by mindy tucker. Thursday, June 27th. Be there!

June Squibb

He begs to differ

Had a good bit of luck this afternoon on the last day of my vacation. Arnold I look forward to becoming useful! 💪🫡

Get Chiitan Japan's crazy mascot on Hot Ones

These are the two guys that appear on my shoulders when I have to make a hard moral choice

Bumping this again before they tell us who's voicing the Dwarfs in the live action Snow White

I for one think it’s really inconsiderate that you don’t get a single gram of protein from four White Claw Surges GYM RATS SOUND OFF

I’m hosting an insane lineup at the Gutter in Williamsburg tonight at 9. Juicy Jay Jurden - BALTIMORE 9/5-9/6 Django Gold @adamgcomedy Courtney Maginnis Mike Lebovitz robertdean Frank DeRuggiero! Intro music by Greg Burmeister. Just $10 cash at the door. No drink minimum. Doors at 8:30. 📸 by mindy tucker

Tonight at Pine Box Rock Shop ! Lucie Pohl💥 @JimSearch Frank DeRuggiero Veronica Garza Justin Williams! Tix - eventbrite.com/e/putting-it-o… #brooklyn #standupcomedy #nyc #thingstodoinnyc

I choose to believe bartenders in the Dragon Ball Z universe train with weighted cocktail shakers.

Holding space for the lyrics I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes

Guy sitting behind me on the Metro North is reading Power Broker so when I sat down I said “Power Broker; goof stuff.” He said “hell yeah”. I’ve read 43 pages of the book.

jerry seinfeld's speech pattern is sort of the transatlantic accent of the 90s

Garry