getting paid the big bucks to be whored out I know he's happy as fuck

Chicos bajaron los autos de lujo, no jodan y cómprense un Mercedes

my friend’s gf once said “when i see straight people doing kіnk i feel how neil degrasse tyson feels watching a space movie”

lifelong catholics in latin america: “if i feed the poor i am called a saint. if i ask why they are poor i am called a communist” adult catholic converts in america: “gay people having equal rights is oppressing me”

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i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

Only a small exaggeration

"its so hard sailing at night,, if only something could light my way,,," the humble lighthouse:

The Buckley siblings go on a drive 💚

controversial opinion but the straights do cuck porn better the inferiority complex really shines when they do it and it doesnt hit the same for me otherwise

Aquele clipe do Ian neves a única religião cristã verdadeira é o catolicismo tradicional

minecrafters have invented high-altitude indiscriminate chemical carpet bombing and high-speed rail in the same update.

Cuando los tipos hacen esto demuestra lo infantiles que son porque parecen los chicos que quieren ir con la capa de Superman a la escuelita. No es tan gracioso como creen

ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

just because the wrapper is wrinkled doesn't mean the hole ain't silk 😋

Roshan M Salih I’m an Argentinian who’s part of the group that didn’t vote for him. I wanna kill myself Every Day.

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hay gente sorprendida genuinamente con que este sea gay DONDE VIVEN

los libertarios razonan un toque así:

estoy cansado de tener que ocultar que nada me gustaría más que llenarle la argolla de leche a este colorado inútil