Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

i kinda have an eating disorder but like in a chill way

Hola LEGO, ¿esto es una colaboración oficial? Esto ha arruinado mi percepción de la marca y nunca volveré a comprar productos de LEGO

I think the elephant adds a nice touch to the room

fucking my members

Let me keep it classy.

Jews have the weirdest rules Can’t use electricity on Saturdays but it’s okay to be a pedophile and commit genocide 🤣

yo viéndolos desde la ventana del baño:

“fanfic tropes are overused” don’t careeee HOLY SHIT THEY'RE PRACTICE KISSING AND IT ESCALATED TO DRYHUMPING (just friends btw)

I got too drunk and started talking about how I think men are an invasive species

miss thing on the left BODIED

stop domesticating vampires with puritanical bullshit and make them perverts like god intended

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

nosotras: ojalá no canten- bts: bueno hoy la cantamos

unnie why are we in the tree

When the damage is done but I don't let it ruin my day

la grasa en el pelo te susurra cosas