"We apologize, we don't want your money, you filthy furrners." Fixed that for you Amazon Web Services . Thanks for leaving OCONUS out of your swag store. On the plus side, this means I won't be advertising for them, either.

So much free speech. The most free speech

Dropping this during the final minutes of the World Cup, on a Sunday, is the non-judicial equivalent of dropping a presser on Friday at 1630. The entire point is for people to miss it. I'm glad many of my follows saw it and are commenting by calling twit's bullshit.

🤞I hope my application's approved.

What an absolute steaming pile.

wee! My application xvlt got approved! I am me!

Looks like most of infosec can’t enter this hot spring 😂😂

🐪 Guess what day it is?! 🐪 Dallas Hackers Assocation is tonight!

Huh, I thought I'd previously asked BSides Cymru if there was a room block. I guess not. Also, it looks like your About page is linking the wrong person's profile for Mr. Evans?

Congratulations to Microsoft employees on your new four day workweek. Oh, you can't take every Friday off? Why, that would imply that it's not "unlimited" so much as it is "a scam to not have to pay out unused PTO when you depart the company."

Westworld, right? 😂 I kid. Of course I know it’s Soylent Green.

Days since I've dreamt about Quakecon: 0

Moderna wants to charge $130 for its Covid vaccine in 2023. It costs $3 to produce. And its development was funded almost entirely by the public. A reminder that in 1923, Drs. Banting and Best sold their patent for insulin to the University of Toronto for $1 dollar.

Huh. Looks like Degreed is having an unhappy morning. Azure 504 - Gateway Timeout trying to log in.

THIS GOES INTO EFFECT FEB 1ST

So, BAGTAG when will Lufthansa be announcing they’re pulling out of your program? Not a good look when I can’t use their app and then they can’t/won’t recognize my device. 🫠🤨🤬🤬🤬

Dear Amazon why is it that when you confirm a package is dispatched, and then tell me you won't be delivering it because it has to be returned (what?), yet it's never left your own warehouse, I have to wait 5-7 BUSINESS days to be made whole again?

I will not be removing my sms 2fa. So on the 16th, unless I come back for some reason, this will be my final post here. I’m active over on the toot site. To quote the irreplaceable Edward R Murrow, good night and good luck.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary There will not be a sixth actively celebrated.