Dymension Can we still increase our allocation?

@LondonJase she can afford it! lol. must say though...not everyone can suck off a carrot and make it look sexy

"Do I want to go to your house and do DIY on my day off"....hmmm, that's an invite I might let pass

I'd always thought Jimmy Saville was a creepy f*cker...says something about my gut instincts...will trust them more in future

A dull day off so far. I am tempted to go touch myself up in the shower to increase my excitement levels.

my, that was a long shower!

to prevent anyone attempting a suicide leap from the 5th floor, the window has now been welded so it can only open 6 inches wide..wtf?

When a woman becomes pregnant through rape: "that's something God intended"': US Senate challenger Richard Mourdock (Rep). Can it get worse?

yuck....the kitten is trying to breastfeed from the dog???

I am thinking about having one of these "twitter meltdowns"...looks like it could be fun

off to watch a programme about Tourettes, with my son who has it...could be entertaining, as Tics can set off Tics

I could do with a cuddle...not for any special reason, just might be nice...but when you have finished my cuddle you can bugger off