#TBThursday to Mimi - aka: saucy French clown with Buddies in Bad Times Theatre in the fall of 2016, where we performed for the very first time with queer couples. 📸 Connie Tsang #BlindDateonTour #SpontaneousTheatre #BlindDate #BlindDateTour #blinddateonstage

one more week of our kickstarter campaign! check out the teaser for Season 3, where I get to say "it's a bag of farts" and, in doing so, make all my dreams come true! then, saunter on down to our kickstarter page and consider donating! kickstarter.com/projects/thefa… One Hit Die

Proudly donated to 'WROL (Without Rule of Law) Reading' - gf.me/u/kfpugb via GoFundMe tonight. Good luck Michaela. 🙏🏻

For every woman called “emotional” for being angry abt a sexist incident, retweet. For every woman told you were not qualified to do a job you were qualified to do, retweet this. For every woman #mansplained on a job abt something you knew more abt, retweet this.#SerenaWillams

Fun fact: Most guys wear gloves while working out not because it helps with grip but because they like to feel like Diane Keaton.

"Very funny, very brilliant, very chilling" ATP/WTA Live Scores presents The Shakespeare Company & Hit & Myth Productions’ ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD Starring Julie Orton (Julie Orton) & Myla Southward Oct 9 – 21 📹 Two Words Productions 📸 Erin Wallace #RnGareDead

Rosencrantz & Gildenstern & Nenshi! Thanks Naheed Nenshi for supporting @ATPlive

Whenever I feel myself becoming Prideful, I roll my tongue in wet earth and carry the taste of humility in my mouth for an afternoon.

Find a shallow bog to stick your head in before sundown. If it’s already night where you are, I am sorry.

Today is a good day. I have not time traveled against my will once.

Bathe in tree sap. Roll yourself in salt. What a treat.

Sleep begets complacency. Fill your eyes with saline and scream for seven hours instead.

Flashback to when this euphemism riff launched me on a lesbian orbit around Venus for a million years. instagram.com/p/BsV5bjEhSqY/…

What a hilarious and original show. So funny. So good. Go see this play written by Calgarian Christopher Duthie Vertigo Theatre. #yyc. #adinnerparty badknapstheatre

Looking forward to seeing A Dinner Party by Christopher Duthie tonight. Directed by Julie Orton and starring Ayla Stephen, Allison Lynch, Kiana Wu, and Geoffrey Simon Brown. Runs until June 29th. Tickets: vertigotheatre.com #yyc #yycarts #newplay #comedy #love

A huge shout out to amazing team of this wild ride!! Congrats on a wonderful opening!! Julie Orton Kiana Wu Allison Lynch and the rest of the team!!

This was fucking appalling. I’ve never been treated so terribly. And after a traumatic accident. Jessica is the worst.