Don't you have to take your pants off??

It's Steve Bull's birthday! 🥳 Enjoy five minutes of our all-time leading goalscorer doing what he did best 👑

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That point literally means nothing to us now. We are down. But the fact we have potentially just stopped the most insufferable, whiny, cheating football club in the World from winning the league I am so over the moon. Up the shagging Wolves mate

Rookie... Eddie Irvine... causes a stir when he unlapped himself passing Ayrton Senna & Damon Hill during the 1993 Japanese GP at the Suzuka International Racing Course. #F1

Best bit was when Russell cruised past Leclerc between 130R and the Chicane and Crofty raved about how the Merecedes was quicker through the corner. No Crofty, 130R is flat out for everyone it's just that the Mercedes slowed down less than the Ferrari ...

Hearing rumours of Scott Mills to Spurs as interim boss until the end of the season, and Harry Redknapp to present the Radio 1 Breakfast show.

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

Paying under 2 quid for a pint & paying just over a quid for a 10 box of Embassy No1.

I really hope we don’t all die because a demented paedophile felt embarrassed & bored

Ye can’t come in here, Ye barred.

After using the American military to distract from the Epstein files, Trump now needs to make us forget that the Iranian regime still stands, still has 900 pounds of uranium, and now controls the Strait of Hormuz and the flow of oil in the Middle East.

It’s actually wild that Nigel Farage thought nobody would notice that the couple who won his energy bills prize draw were actually his friends.

Good to know governments evidently incapable of tackling banalities like the spiralling cost of living, a crumbling public realm, gross inequality and relentless wealth extraction, can at least commit to delivering forever war and the final vanquishing of all evil from the world.

Undercover police try and arrest a man outside screwfix in Brixton for dealing Class a drugs and as they try to arrest him the drugs go everywhere..

Did David Dickinson write this?

Jota’s family need to come out and ask these people to stop blaming poor performances on his death

One of the greatest commercials of all time.

It’s so funny how it’s a building full of the nation’s most habitual liars taking it in turns to tell insultingly obvious pre-written lies for 90% of its working hours, but if one of them actually dares call another one a liar then they all gasp like someone’s fired a gun