Just been to Sean Longstaff's house and I have to say, his collection of Newcastle United shirts is so big, he's thinking of opening up a museum! 🏟️⚽️ And as for his cooking skills, let's just say I'm glad we ordered in from Greggs instead! 😂🍴#NUFC #Sela

Sorry ⁦Callum Wilson⁩ , we're good at a lot of things, but making extra zeros magically appear in contracts isn't one of them. 😂 We'll leave that to the accounting wizards. #NUFC

🌴⚽️ BREAKING: Inter Miami signs Messi! 🐐 📝 Contract details: - Salary: 💰 10 million beach towels - Bonus: 🍹 Unlimited piña coladas - Job perk: 🏖️ Sand castle architect 🤣 Miami, prepare for a Messi beach party! #InterMiami #Messi

Let’s get sela | صلةUKPA trending as they maybe looking for someone to run a UK #NUFC Account that can interact with the fans and have a laugh. I can’t think of someone better.. can you? @Sela do it 🙌 I can’t confirm or deny I will receive free tickets for this shout out!

Isak may be a great striker, but he's got nothing on my grandma's knitting skills - now that's some serious goal netting!😂⚽️ #NUFC #KnitOneCurlOne

Celebrating the love of Bruno and Ana today! Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, love, and cherished memories together 💕🎉 #HappilyEverAfter

. ksi got robbed that was a win for KSI 100% #robbed #fixed

That @ksi and Tommy Fury fight was more of a romance story than a fight £25 for this 😂

Guy from the TV licence knocked on my Aunties door and said she doesn't have a tele. The guy said "yeah but you've got an aerial on your roof and she replied "well I've got a pint of milk in the fridge, doesn't mean I've got a cow in the kitchen" and slammed the door shut🤣🤣🤣

So FUN88 have kindly put a giveaway of a pair of tickets up for grabs if #NUFC win the #KitWorldCup. All you have to do is: - RT - Vote for #NUFC in the poll below (and take a screen as proof in case you win - no need to post a reply). Let’s go!!

Referee's verdict tonight: “A penalty for PSG? It's like giving a goldfish a driver's license!” ⚽️ #RobbedByTheRef #RefereeComedyShow #PSGNEW #Robbed

What’s these tweets about I need IPTV? So many bots

The New Year's about to get a whole lot brighter... Keep your eyes peeled for a certain "Mr. January." Something special's coming to the pitch! 🌟🤫⏳ ⚫️⚪️ #MysteryMan #TransferTease

🚨 Cole Palmer injury alert! The Chelsea star hobbled off after their 2-0 win over Servette, clutching his hamstring. FPL managers, it’s time to monitor closely—could be a big blow if he's sidelined. Stay tuned for updates! #FPL #Chelsea

🚨 Update: Raya will not start for Arsenal. Neto is expected to begin in goal. #AFC #TeamNews #fpl #arsenal #FPLCommunity

🚨 Team vs Crystal Palace: Alisson Alexander-Arnold Konate Virgil Robertson Gravenberch Mac Allister Jones Salah Gakpo Jota

Assistant managers could be interviewed at half time in the Premier League next season. Great news for one man in particular…

Top Captain Pick   Erling Haaland (£15.4m): Haaland has 8 goals in 4 matches against Wolves, making him the top captaincy choice. After two blanks in the league, he’s due for a goal, especially against a Wolves side that conceded 5 goals in their last match .

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Victim of app fraud, out £650, and #kroo still hasn’t refunded me weeks later despite PSR regulations saying they should without delay. CEO and complaints team not responding. Just want my money back and peace of mind. Can someone at Kroo please help? #kroobank