Frank Pacione (@fpacione) 's Twitter Profile
Frank Pacione

@fpacione

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calendar_today21-07-2010 02:07:41

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"Are you looking for a career where the variable portion of your pay is dependent on people who struggle with email and calendar software to sell complex enterprise software? If so, sales engineering might be right for you."

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What percentage of the time are you able to visit a customer/prospect and project a PowerPoint, in presentation mode, with no issues?

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"Press 1 to join the meeting." Does anybody not want to join the meeting that they just dialed into? What are my other options? Will pressing 2 get me elevator music?

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Uber: We generate billions of human connections through technology Me: Fabulous. How about a car at 4:45am? Uber: Umm, maybe? [2 days later, 4:44am] Uber: we found a car 21 mins away! #uberfail

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I've gone through security at terminal C at EWR twice recently, once at 5:45 am on a Friday and once at 5:45 pm on a Monday. Both times the TSA Pre line was shorter/faster than the CLEAR line.

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Sports Illustrated called and said I was probably going to be Sportsman of the Year, but it was going to take a long photo shoot and interview. I’m not proud of my recent perm and have a interpretive dance class at the interview time so I turned it down! No Thanks SI!!

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You know you've been in IT too long when your toddler comes out of the bedroom wearing penguin pajamas and your first thought is "who bought Linux-themed pajamas?"

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Me when I'm WFH and a webex starts in 2 minutes: "I think I've got enough time for a shower, maybe take the trash out too"

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Whoever says: —“A gun didn’t do this; a sick person did.” —“Thoughts and prayers to all the families.” —“Now is not the time to discuss gun control.” Get lost. Get off my feed. You are not part of the America we need to strive for.