Vote Apperley please

Because so many of you watched #AfterLife2 so quickly and made it Number 1 again, the nice people at @Netflix have suggested that I get off my fat arse and do another season. This is all your fault.

Coronavirus: Male security guards, chefs and taxi drivers among those most likely to die with COVID-19, says ONS news.sky.com/story/coronavi… Remember this ⁦Sky News⁩ when you go out for dinner and get a taxi there and back. Fucking low skilled my arse!

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

racists getting their a$$ whooped: a thread ❤️

You should know the score by now... It's #AirtimePizzaFridays! We're giving 1 lucky member the chance win a pizza delivered to their door this Sunday AND a £20 voucher of their choice 🍕💰 Just RT and give us a follow to enter. Winner announced 12:00 19/7/20.

As if Ed Stafford is in Lost Land of the Jaguar...watched it loads of times and only just noticed!!

Hey @jlandpcustserv how’s it going? Just a quickie...when’s the PS5 going to be available to pre-order please?

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Yo Aldi Stores UK it’s says in your leaflet that the nursery wardrobe came out today online (10th) but no sign online. Any ideas....🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ TIA

How about this Warzone Tree Glitch 🙄🙄 youtu.be/6roFpzcAmnY Raven Software Activision Support Activision

But, but I’ve just taken a pay cut. 🤪

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up Heinz Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

Have you been missing your #Warzone stats lately? We’ve been missing you. There is so much more we can bring to the #Warzone community, but we’re still waiting for Activision to reach out to us. Help us #BringBackSBMMWarzone.

There’s not enough tea bags in Aldi for this spillage x #LoveIsland

Hey England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 what time do tickets go live on Friday?? 😘

It’s Ricky Gervais day today!!!

Hey Virgin Media ❤️ can I boost my bandwidth if I am already with you and O2 and not a new customer?

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Cheers Chaps! Still on advent calendar episodes from last Christmas but catching up slowly! My top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 3,817 minutes of it. Help I Sexted My Boss Jordan North William Hanson #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/7zdc2S4VP…