happy to be the guy everyone messages when dolph ziggler shows up

The Eagles are 1-4 when I forget to tweet go birds before the game :/

this app is just straight up unusable now huh

Greatest tweet ever. Eat shit, Rashee Rice

goooo biiiiirds :)

Let’s move on.

okay honestly thank god I’m not the curse, it’s just our $255M qb 🙃

🫡

Cody Rhodes and Nikki Bella supporting the Birds in Philly! 🦅

give whoever runs this account a raise

KEVIN PATULLO HAS BEEN FIRED AS THE OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES.

“Anonymous”

So why did Yugioh not have the same longevity that Pokemon did

“It was actually Batista who tortured my dad”

Best part about being a Tottenham fan is that one day I will die

How i watched that 3rd forest goal go in against spurs

"You can't laugh at Arsenal when you're literally getting relegated"

landon is only entertaining when hes drunk. he sucks when sober. give him booze or the boot. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive