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@hotdogsladies

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Tim Siedell

@badbanana

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

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Cheezburger

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Paul Scheer

@paulscheer

📺 Black Monday | The League | Human Giant NTSF:SD:SUV & Other Stuff 📖 Joyful Recollections of Trauma 💻 @watchdarkweb 🎧 @hdtgm @unspooledpod 📝 Substack

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Aziz Ansari

@azizansari

Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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Rob Huebel

@robhuebel

I’m friends with your Mom

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Jim Gaffigan

@jimgaffigan

Male Model. EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. Fathertime-Bourbon.com

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John Cleese

@johncleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

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Cracked.com

@cracked

The internet's only comedy site, since 1958.

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The Onion

@theonion

America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary.

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someecards

@someecards

Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat internationally acclaimed humor site, Someecards.com. You’ll love not unfollowing us!

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John Hodgman

@hodgman

Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.

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Ray William Johnson

@raywj

I no longer use Twitter cuz Elon is trash.

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Jimmy Fallon

@jimmyfallon

astrophysicist

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Funny Or Die

@funnyordie

We love to make you laugh.

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Stephen Colbert

@stephenathome

Evie’s husband

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Andy Borowitz

@borowitzreport

Subscribe to The Borowitz Report for free at BorowitzReport.com

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Bo Burnham

@boburnham

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Paul F. Tompkins

@pftompkins

TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: Instagram.com/PFTompkins

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Doug Benson

@dougbenson

Listen to my free podcasts @DougLovesMovies (weekly) & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS (monthly) douglovesmovies.com for tour dates cameo.com/dougbenson

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Seth MacFarlane

@sethmacfarlane

“TED” now streaming on Peacock!

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Russell Brand

@rustyrockets

Join me weekdays LIVE on RUMBLE | 9 AM (PT) | 5 PM (BST) | 12 PM (ET)

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Ricky Gervais

@rickygervais

Comedy God

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Michael Ian Black

@michaelianblack

9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings

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Kathy Griffin

@kathygriffin

@kathygriffin on TikTok, Instagram & YouTube. 2x Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2x Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.

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Texts From Last Night

@tfln

Chronicling your wild lives, one text at a time. Contact: [email protected]

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Al Yankovic

@alyankovic

You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic

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nick kroll

@nickkroll

Join me in supporting blood cancer research at Memorial Sloan Kettering 👇

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Kevin Hart

@kevinhart4real

My name is Kevin Hart and I WORK HARD!!! That pretty much sums me up!!! Everybody Wants To Be Famous But Nobody Wants To Do The Work

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Mindy Kaling

@mindykaling

new money

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Alec Sulkin

@thesulk

Breaker of Swift Mustache Hairs

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Judah Friedlander

@judahworldchamp

90 min livestream stand-up shows on zoom every few weeks. Pay what you want. Next show is New Years Eve Tues Dec 31 8pm ET/5pm PT. bit.ly/40cWms3

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Sarah Silverman

@sarahksilverman

We are on a planet in outer space

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Seth Meyers

@sethmeyers

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Ben Stiller

@benstiller

UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador @Refugees #KNICKS 💙🧡

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Danny DeVito

@dannydevito

I'm an actor, director and producer.

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Craig Ferguson

@craigyferg

Traveling Vaudevillian - JOY podcast and new special "I'm So Happy" now available on YouTube! youtube.com/@thecraigfergu…

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Conan O'Brien

@conanobrien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

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Danny Pudi

@dannypudi

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Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Head over to pattonoswalt.com for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt

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Garry Shandling

@garryshandling

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The Awkward Tweet

@theawkwardtweet

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CollegeTownLife

@collegetownlife

#CTL

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Charlie Sheen

@charliesheen

Actor, Dad, world champion air guitarist.

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Jerry Seinfeld

@jerryseinfeld

The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!

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Jason Segel

@jasonsegel

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VicKy_Bhai

@vicky_bhaii

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