Trying to get this sock company to stop texting me

Just threw this together in the shower. Go Chiefs!

Putting together a parlay laying on my stomach kicking my legs

Dozens of phantom golf swings being fired off in the office today #back

This guy thinks he invented drinking wine with his significant other

This is what ten million billion dollars gets you at the grocery store in Chicago. Can’t keep living like this

RIP downtown stadium. Barely knew ya. Luckily the strip club and UHaul won’t be displaced. Progress and a revitalized entertainment/sports district for a tiny sales tax? Nah, people who go to 2 games a year were too worried about parking.

Does anyone in the world take Rolling Stone seriously

guilty on 34 counts of needing an ice cold beer in my hand

I’d be sneaking so much melatonin into the pharaoh’s wine at dinner as his dream interpreter

can't have LinkedIn posts like this weaseling their way onto twitter. just can't

this guy just has a map of europe pulled up on the nav

Dude with a brick wall suit being interviewed on Fox News right now 🇺🇸

At the Pearl Jam concert at Wrigley right now, had a friend ask which section I’m in. Lemme check rq one sec

Can’t express how much I love the fact that this debate had a coin toss

Putting together a same game parlay here >>>

Not the point of this post but I’d blow myself up inside of whatever chipotle served me this bowl