pepsi-maxxing so hard rn

more gaffs need sash windows, that shit is fire

it’s been a rough few weeks but now me and bijou have booked a holiday to brugge in October, we’re so back

*me pointing to a bloke in the shop carrying toilet roll* he fuckin loves shitting

nyt putting a paywall on the mini crossword should be classed as some form of infringement of my human rights

sugababes was right, I do have that dawg in me

we’ve had recession pop, surely a nu-rave revival is incoming??

24 years of jane doe by converge, thank you for influencing this tweet

charlie kirk packwatch

9 years ago today i left north lincs to move to leeds for university, how time has flied by, best decision ever made

real tempted to get a day ticket to see the cure at rock-en-seine next year me

welp, back to voting green then i guess

John Prescott MP (Deputy Prime Minister) drinking pint of beer in one go and saying he'll be in trouble again (1994)

northern rail my hate knows no bastard bounds

instead of making AI versions of yourself as like in the set of scream or something ever thought about just getting a hobby instead or touching grass?

lincoln cathedral clear 👍🏻

He saw the Simpsons movie news