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Rick Jeffries

@fourtotheside

Lawyer. Powerlifter. Baseball/softball dad. Social account - for #infosec and privacy tweets, see @JeffriesInfoSec

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calendar_today08-03-2008 21:23:40

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This is an email notice from the City of Omaha to license my cats. Not only does the salad of fonts, colors, parentheticals and triple-starred phrases cause cancer, but it suggests that the person in charge of the pet license division is the Micromanager of the Century

This is an email notice from the City of Omaha to license my cats. Not only does the salad of fonts, colors, parentheticals and triple-starred phrases cause cancer, but it suggests that the person in charge of the pet license division is the Micromanager of the Century
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If we get a “national divorce,” you can come over to my one-bedroom apartment every weekend and we can stay up late playing video games, and you can have all the pizza and pop you want. Just don’t tell your mother.

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“We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason, if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine.” - Edward R. Murrow

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Daughter’s school just sent an email saying “we’ve changed web providers and an unspecified number of days ago you would have received a code you would not have understood from a sender you had never heard of. Well, you’ll need that now, so go find it.”

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I should absolutely be in the kind of spiritual condition where I’m grateful to get to put on a coat and tie and head to the courthouse for an in-person 30-second hearing. But instead I’m considering making a claim against the county for the cost of laundering one shirt.

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It is possible that during my life no one has been or will be as cool as Ben Orr singing “…and you look so fancy, I can tell” at 1:32 of this video. youtu.be/TsPh-EgH65M

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Hy-Vee did not toast my English muffin before buttering it and serving it to me. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time