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i wonder what it would be like to just…keep our foot on the fucking gas for four full quarters of a football game. i wonder what that would be like.

is that not a fucking facemask??????

i hope when i get medicated it makes me stop caring so much about sports lmfao

ohhhhh you can call something like that now????? you can call that???????? you know what that looks like???????

tom fucking brady and i are agreeing on things i have to take the rest of the night off i am fucking out lol this is where i crashout

we’re switching gears bc i want my shiny charm and also to retain my will to live

me crashing out last sunday: fuck this and fuck sports i am losing my mind i need to take a break me currently: *completely blacked out down to my underwear* okay im ready to tailgate and if they lose at least i did my part :)

i 🖤 being gaslit to hell and back once a week for like five straight fucking months LOL

I am going to be on the news.

it’s like that fucking cowboys game all over again lmfao where’s my fuckin weed gummy

wow so i really hate being alive in a timeline where scott laughton is no longer a flyer actually

see you in hell

what it feels like coming to twt every 4 to 6 weeks to spectate my fandom wars

THEY MADE SEBEK INTO A POKEMON