Bro pulled four legendary sticks and one legendary wife

The orange yearns to be refrigerated

oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea petals

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You don't want to know how often I say "it fucken WIMDY" when it's windy outside

as a girl i should be allowed to speak to the moon directly

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like look a this dude, fucking love this guy

Seeing that the vet office had “sweetest girl” and “very well behaved” about my cat in the notes section of her file is probably how my mom felt when I came home with straight A’s

laughed out loud picturing this image while briefly considering making a cornstarch slurry. its getting worse doc

Guy at the game store said this is the BEST game they have. So I asked if he thinks I can play it if I only played animal crossing before, and he goes “yes it has a cute horse”

open.spotify.com/track/6DDZWd2r… we are sick fucked up and complicated we are chaos we can't be cured