The george i turned strait

I’m a pretty low maintenance sleeper really just need to burn my cedar incense cones and then play my noise app which is fire crackling and cricket sounds and then position a fan directly at myself and use one specific woven blanket with holes to let the breeze through and then

Me showing up to my good friend Hannah’s wedding with this as the registry gift

I would die happy if i could go back in time and never leave the yellow

I can see a strip club and an elementary school from my front porch and that’s very beautiful to me

Gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in months

Deli man put two bananas in my bag and winked when i asked for one

I love subway builder. I present the 1BIGLOOP with express trains going on the TURBOLOOP

🎶opened up a portal into your sicko world 🎶

this space is called the “Sigma’s Path” and it allows those graceful and freewilled to pass unmolested any and all slowstepping tourist chuds

the first mayor of nyc to follow all 3 members of cumtown and also cameron winter

Trump defending Mamdani from journalists asking gotcha questions

turns out my special interest is watching tires deflate all day long

“Ya all good boss thanks!”

Thanks p4k I’ll make sure to keep an ear open for his voice which you claim is a defining feature

I got Appalachia on lock if anyone needs places to visit

#MytwitterAnniversary