I fucking hate when my phone rings

I love the commercial breaks on Hulu because it gives me a chance to get back on my phone

My top podcasts of 2023. What was in your ears this year? #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/… Pardon My Take Barstool Sports

I smoked Kalifa Kush from Wiz’s DJ last night trying to be cool and within 5 minutes I was white knuckling my barstool and talking about how important my air fryer is to me

Holy shit. I can now die happy. Thanks Boom

I just saw a boob on ESPN #verycool

Y’all worried bout da chiefs and da bills. But are ya bills paid? Chief?

i genuinely just a need a show where Stephen A Smith talks about fictional characters like they're real. it's one of the most consistently entertaining things i've ever seen

Scallops are the marshmallow of seafood

She shaws on my shank until my redemption

Butterscotch is a wild flavor

(Me showing Midsommar to my alien) yeah this is what we call a movie everyone loves them

White dudes love an extra strong vodka red bull

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

Cameron brink in SKIMS 🤝 me in the new neon Under Armour tank in high school

Catching up on memes in my dms like an adult catching up on emails

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

What is Jesus’ marketing budget for those commercials