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GUWAAAHHHH! A comical arrow strikes right through his heart. “Who pissed in yer’ cereal this mornin’, haah?”

Thinks hard for a moment. “If I wrote a written apology for the trees, that would mean I’d have’ta harm more trees. Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of apologizing to the trees?”

Squints. They wylin’ ova there.

HMMMMM.

Jots this down. Ushijima’s weakness: censored words and emojis.

ooc. — HE’S SO CBABIE I LOEV YO USO NUCH USHIWAKA

ok sure whatever helps u sleep at night

Will Ushijima lose his shit if he suddenly started spouting emojis verbally and a background noise starts censoring his words in court? He doesn’t know if that’s physically possible. He’s just curious.

my baby i mean whaaaaa

Okay. Atsumu will [redacted] [redacted] him. 🤝✌️😗 Also he can’t wait to **** **** ***. ✊🏻😤

Sounds hot.

EW WHO DOES HE THINK ATSUMU IS??? Looks at smudge writing on his wrist. . Osukawa Tenru?!

ooc. — me dragging my own charas 🤝

“GET YER’ MINDS OUTTA THE GUTTER!” Besides, he’ll only say explicit things to (1) person only. Not gonna name drop but hi [Sakusa] [Kiyoomi].

Press f.

He’s lowkey terrified of what this means.

rises from the grave

to the girlie who can’t be bothered to shut the fuck up about me or my friends, calling me a fucking liar to make us look bad! this one’s for you, lia (feistycatalyst), and everyone else, because i’ve got some shit to say.