everything might be terrible, my life is falling apart, but at least my name isn’t albert.

alb—-

definitely a win, though i don’t think alexia is far off either.

when saddler falls down some stairs. ✌🏽😇✌🏽

who even looks a newborn baby in the eyes and lovingly names them albert.

rivet.⠀ naw that got me thinking plagas leon’s worst enemy would be an unattended lamp. bugs love lamp.

rivet.⠀ actually crying.

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, we should just go back to dunking on the name albert instead…or maybe things like setting people named albert on fire.

🗣️ WESKER DID YOUR MOTHER CALL YOU BERT IS THAT WHY YOURE SUCH A BITTER MAN?

you got one thing wrong there, ‘𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨’ and ‘𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵’ don’t belong in the same sentence. if you had any sense you’d realize what a tool you are working for them.

rivet.⠀ finally off, it’s been so consistently late, but i’m glad i’ve finally settled into this squadron cause we’ve been talking and laughing for hours even getting our ass beat by maintenance.

would you still love me if i were a bug?

you dropped this. 💍

rivet.⠀ i broke this account, god punishing me for being cringe.

… i’m outta here.