Sorting through mail, 'bills, bills, bills... Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?'.

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.

I love painting ceilings, but floors are just beneath me!

Had to get rid of the Hoover, it was just collecting dust.

Puns are like cocaine, if it's good you should only need one line.

I don't know the arm-less hunchback, but his face rings a bell

I turned invisible once but no one was around to see me

Say what you want about Switzerland, but their flag is a big plus.

I believe in both Islam and Capitalism so I never make jokes about the profit.

"I know that guy. We went to different schools together.

My bedroom is so small I have to leave it to change my mind.

My grandfather died when he was just a little boy.

Gravity always gets me down.

Drinking water through a straw is the exact opposite of snorkeling.

They told me I have a face for radio.

If the world didn`t suck we'd all fall off.

If it wasn't for your left side, you'd be alright!

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once. - Albert Einstein.

“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.” ― Albert Einstein

To all my Followers, wishing you a Christmas filled with joy, laughter, and the warmth of loved ones. May the New Year bring you exciting adventures, new opportunities, and the continued pursuit of your dreams. Here's to a festive season and a spectacular year ahead! 🎄🎉