“I forgot my food tech ingredients”

every YA novel in 2009

don’t bother with broke vampires 🙄

DID ANYONE SAVE THE ROB PATTINSON/KRISTEN STEWART TWEETS

Fucking Twilight (Which was also a possible title for our podcast.)

When I say “the dolls” this is who I mean

Absolute bollocks 😂

they won’t get out of my fucking yard I’m so tired of them

Bella® baby this screaming at night is far too much. sorry your problematic spooky bf doesn’t want your whack pussy.

Stephenny Meyers® churning out New Moon:

i’d come out to her.

dress yourself in such a way that the vampires are frightened by how much they want you

What is she looking at? Wrong answers only.

The original Demon Twink.

that one aunt and her “roommate” at family functions

the sign my boyfriend made for my half marathon. I can’t

The Twilight Saga - starring Academy Award® Nominee Kristen Stewart.

this is a renaissance painting