You know who our absolute favorite Syrian rebels are? MODERATE Syrian rebels! Thank you to the U.S. government for, yet again, funding another AMAZING idea!

🚨ALERT🚨 CIP officially ENDORSES Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC! Not only has this crooner shown PERSISTENCE against the headwinds of democracy, but also true PERSEVERANCE in tarnishing whatever tatters of a legacy he desperately clings to. What else could democrats ask for?

We couldn’t NOT post this amazing quote 😍

Kudos to the mainstream media for taking a break from chastising podcasters who "platform" and "normalize" sociopaths so they can pay tribute and sanitize the great...Dick Cheney!

Thank you for this beautiful Dick Cheney tribute! 🫡

Fun fact: from stock market crashes to Boeing crashes, CIP ALWAYS endorses cash settlements over criminal charges. How else are corrupted judges and morally bankrupt CEOs never going to learn their lessons about anything at all? npr.org/2025/11/07/nx-…

As a think tank that has never fully understood the concept of satire, we are RELIEVED that this deeply offensive play is finally done. We got front row seats to 4 different shows, just to hate watch it over and over.

Try reading one of your old books, Matt.

See, this invasion just proves that socialism doesn’t work!

Well, that high school senior beat up a 4th grade disabled kid faster than I ever believed! I'm surprised and, frankly, impressed at how credulous I continue to be! Please subscribe for more detailed analysis as I cosplay as balanced, intellectual commentator!

Operation Maybe We'll Look Less Incompetent If We Scowl More

Celebrating the fact that George Bush got congressional authorization for a war that led to the death of 600k+ innocent Iraqi civilians is definitely...peak shitlib...

I don't know, if I felt like my life was really on the line, I'd probably just jump out of the way. But that's just old-fashioned me.

Nothing makes us feel more OPTIMISTIC than politicians like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez using their political goodwill to funnel people back into a party that objectively doesn't meet their needs and serves the corporate state! And then blaming them for "defeatism"! Nothing cynical about that!🫡

You're totally right. Comparing ICE to Nazis not only erases, but does a HUGE disservice to the IDF.

We interrupt this bipartisan-funded genocide to let you know: The only thing more powerful than hate is LOVE 😍🤳

Hey folks, there's been a lot of confusion about the state of "America This Week." Truth is, Walter had a coronary after turning on the Super Bowl mid-Bad Bunny performance (against doctors orders). Please enjoy these reruns on the Due Dissidence channel while he convalesces.

We fully endorse Kyle yelling into the void, hearing his own echo, and feeling fully validated that he's taking on the Democratic Party!