After the day I had I need about a glass (or 2 bottles) of wine.

My god I cannot wait to sing rocky top at the top of my drunken lungs

5 days till VOLS Five 5 🖐🏼 As in the same number of 2nd half touchdowns them Vols scored to beat Florida after being down 21-0 lmao

We couldn't agree more! #mypigeonforge x.com/michalabeal01/…

Four days. #GBO 🍊

anxiety is a fucking bitch

You know what time it is. #GBO 🍊 x.com/Vol_Football/s…

Vols football fandom comes with a lifetime guarantee of high blood pressure and in some cases (mine) premature heart failure

LORD HAVE MERCY THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS HAVE GOTTEN THAT WIN AND I ALMOST DIED ALONG THE WAY BUT IDC LETS RIDE!!!!!!!

I honestly want to see an absolute reaming of the Florida Gators on Saturday by the Vols. Lord, let this happen.

This is where I silently remove myself from anyone who hurts me more than they love me, drains me, and brings more stress than they do peace

You’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t so you might as well do what you want. -Kacey Musgraves

Happy mind, happy life.

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Why I love fall: - Huntin' - Cool weather - Football - All mosquitos die and burn in hell

Welcome back October. May yours be filled with: - Huntin' 🦌 - Cooler weather 💨 - Football 🏈 - Cold beer 🍻 - Bonfires 🔥

I'm already ready for next weekend.

"I'm never drinking again" = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone”