“I’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home :

When God finally sends me my crackhead 🥰♥️

I love it. Drown me in it.

LEAVE THEM FUNKY ASS FREAKNIK THEMED PARTIES IN 2024!! THE SHIT PLAYED OUT !! 😒🤦🏾‍♀️

Now Mr. Perry… #BeautyInBlackNetflix

Me too girl me too

Chrisean beating around the bush and it’s upsetting me.. #BaddiesMidwest

I’m ngl.. her intro confessional threw me off 😭😭🤦🏾‍♀️ Zeus wrong for that 😂😂😂 #BaddiesMidwest

Every time I make plans to go see my man Toosii in concert , the shit get ruined… I just wanna see my man one time 🥹🥹

Your grandmother’s 40 yr old bf committed statutory r@pe & impregnated your mother when she was 14 yrs old. Your mother had 3 of his kids by the time she was 18 & had to resort to selling drugs to take care of you & your siblings. If anybody should be pro-choice it’s you.

This is all I want Fr 😩❤️

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

“let’s go smoke”

Every time I think about it, I just wanna

Can I come smoke with you fawk 😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹 I can cook some good food

Now Dani… 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 #JoselinesCabaretTexas

Ain’t even hit it yet and the nigga already hooked 😩

The biggest April fools joke is in office right now.. remember that 🫡 #AprilFoolDay