Can anyone inform me if I attend a riot should I use my blaccent or just not speak at all? Because I don’t know Mexican

My 62yo mother has bigger (black) honkers than Sydney Sweeney

New idea. Dress up as a middle aged scraggly milf so Fordmustangfan1 will let you beat the shit out of him

Somewhere out there is a little genderfluid girl who is crying tears of joy for the new Cracked Barrel redesign

The pentagon pizza tracker got the country on edge when it’s really just Fordmustangfan1’s mom in town

Dozens of people have asked me when I’m going to make atrocious remarks about the assassination of Charlie Kirk. There’s only one person I’d take joy in seeing die them horrifically, and it’s NOT Charlie.

Breaking: Fordmustangfan1 is left with no choice but to flee to a foreign country because Trump’s America is so bad

I personally don’t giveadamn whether or not people in Israel return home. I want my president to be brat

Just in: Rumors circulating that Fordmustangfan1 may have severe retardation after witnesses saw him participating in local 5k

So Minecraft Monday isn’t happening tonight. Wanna know why? Clutchican is spending time with family, but Fordmustangfan1 is spending time under his boss’s desk

The Dyanmic Duo, the once “great” players of battlefront, are DEAD. They died and went to hell. They didn’t go as heroes, they cried like you wouldn’t believe. Like little baby newborns. The Dynababies is what I call them. Good riddance!

DON’T release the Epstein files. Do not fall for Trump’s trap of incriminating possibly hundreds of Democrat leaders!! American citizens deserve their privacy protected, even in the darkest depths of Epstein’s island

You mean the company Fordmustangfan1 works for was heavily involved in trafficking children for sex? Can someone put a blunt knife into this guy’s head already??

I will NEVER be exposed as a pedophile

The Dynamic Duo just announced they are in a "non-demi-curious, semi-binary" relationship.

I love treating myself with some Long John Silvers after a long day! Long John Silver's 🟡

If Jesus shows me one more bullshit “sign” I’m done.

Happy v day to Fordmustangfan1’s mom. We fucked.

Nah this devil shit ain’t working out, I might start worshipping Christ💀

I hope tonight is one of the nights Fordmustangfan1 swallows a spider in his sleep